Have you ever farted and followed through?

My Mate told me he once thought it would be funny to Fart on his Wifes Back in Bed............
He strained hard and followed through........ all over his wifes Back !!!
He had to wipe it off after shed calmed down... a bit.
hehe




Hes Now divorced............
Wonder why.

Everyday!

all the time lol

Almost, it's called "Sharting"

=)

yes & my dog looks at me in disgust.

SHARTED HA HA

no but i've shat me pants on purpose to upset the bloke sitting next to me on the plane.

As in done the nasty crappa..the poo...oh yeah all the time lol..never wear white trousers no more lol

only after a curry

It's been known to happen

followed through with what? Maybe this question went a little over my head....

no

Every chance I get...Shatting yourself is a right, not a priviledge.

Followed through..................what am I supposed to be following?

lost for words

You weren't outside our house on Saturday was you...cuz that is exactly what i did whilst sitting in my car. I was going out as well (the missus wasn't impressed).

parp parp parp parp...............oooops.................. no no no no no no.................oh my god the stink............................ahhhhhh... sh it...


no not personally

In bed with a girl once. Needless to say she didn't hang about for long.

Oh yes.

Yes, on Saturday night.

no

yes while driving my train !!!