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How do we get ol' Woof to the vet for his .... mmmm... "snip snip" operation?


For those who don't know Woof, here is a link to his profile here. We don't want him fathering anymore puppies as we had the dickens of a time getting rid of all the other ones.

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Hey Squirrel nuts - getting a little personal aren't we.

entice him with cookies, that's what i did with mine...

tell him your taking him to a doggy brothel

I have a collar you may borrow...oh wait, you don't know about all that do you? ;)

Have you been getting my messages? frigging Yahoo sent yours to bulk

Give him a trank. After the surgery give yourself 4 beers.

I'll be thinking of you, Woof.

Woof can look Ferocious but really I think he's probably pretty gentle. If left up to him he'd probably say No Way! But We could sedate him and it would be over before he would know it and We certainly want Woof to Have a Healthy Long Life and that certainly would prolong it and he wouldn't have to Howl at Night and do all that sniffing around which could get him into more Trouble. We Are Only thinking of What's Best for You Woof! Bless your Little heart.

Ow....poor puppy!

Take his computer away.. give him a shot or 2 of Jack and lead him to the car..He'll never know what hit em till in the morning..then he will have a pain in his head that travels all the way down.

Dogs LOVE car rides. Just don't use the "V" word and he won't suspect until your nearly there. Then, take a serious grip on the leash and get ready to pull.

Thanx for the laugh. You reminded me of the old Far Side cartoon of the dog with his head out of the car window and the caption, "Hey Bowser! After we go to the store, I'm going to the vet's to get tutored!"

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