What's the funniest nickname you've ever known someone to have?

My oldest brother used to fart all the time when he was a baby , so my dad nicknamed him Poota and we still call him that to this day and he's 30 years old!!!!

Funny funny funny i love it! I've heard many of them before especially Bucket (bucket head)
My mom once worked with a lady who nicknamed her little girl Ooncie??? Beats me LOL!!!!

no kidding the ob gyn name in town is Dr. Beaver!!

my kids called my mom dammall

Munchie

swine

I went to school with a girl, her nickname was bucket but. Need I say why!

my grandson nickname is do do

swiss cheese dick

My doctor's name is Dr Shag.

Now that's funny!

Twinkie because during break at our trade school all he would eat is ten to fifteen twinkies

peewee because he was small

*hit bomb or *hit blast - that's what my husband calls me.

Mine is Bubbles. Had a huge industrial accident years ago, had foam in the city sewer system. Unfortunately one of my kids heard it from someone I work with , been called "Bubbles" for over ten years. Most people even send me emails attention Bubbles. Even my boss.

Boobie
boo
la la
billy bo bo's
couchie <--damn
2 inch

yeah people we come around make names for themselves but the first one i heard at a little kids t-ball game and the ghetto mom was like BOOBIE !?!?!BOOBIE come haar.

i was like HA HA thats embarassing.

I had a friend with the last name Weimer (rhymes with, well.. rhymer). He was very mild-mannered and soft spoken... like Eeyore. We called him Weim-Time. I don't know why, but to me, the nickname was hilarious. "What's goin' on Weim-Time?"
"Hey guys." <in his Eeyore voice>

Another kid with the last name "Massey," we called Masshole.

If George W. Bush is good at anything, it's coming up with nicknames. The Karl Rove one (Turd Blossom) was the nickname given to him by Bush, and Bush's nickname for Vladimir Putin is "Pooty-poot".

My youngest brother-in-law, Justin, has been called "Junkyard" for as long as I can remember.

He's 23, and I almost never hear his brothers or his father use his real name.

My cousin couldn't say Grandma & Grandpa, so he would call them Cramaw and Crappaw. I thought that was funny.

Snuffy

Scooter--nice guy!

My grandmother calls my daughter Pookie-Naunie. I don't know where it came from.

My older brother got beat up really bad about 3 years ago, due to his nasty mouth. It cost him most of his front row of teeth. Not to mention, he has a very high pitched voice. We call him Grandma all the time. When he takes his fake teeth out and talks he looks like your typical old school Grandmother. He can only eat soft foods and loves rum raisen Ice Cream. LOL

My kids call my sister Roo-after the dog.When my oldest was just learning to talk we were going around the table asking who is that and who is that and when we got to my sister he said Roo(my parents had a dog named Roo-Roo)We all laughed but I told them not to call her that or it would stick,and guess what,he is now 18 and she is still Roo!!

rugrat--I liked to play on the carpet all the time when I was young and it has stayed with me for 60 years.

snot

The funniest nickname that I know is FODA-SE!

man my friends called me butterball because i was fat when i was little lol

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