Can you fight off an intruder by throwing grandma's old fruitcake at them?

I heard it could give someone a concussion?

Oh, so you think you are really funny, huh .... ?

There are just some things that should NOT be joked about... My Aunt Tillie died last Christmas after a hit and run accident with a fruitcake .....

Every Christmas eve, we all light candles and celebrate her memory by placing 14 year old fruitcakes on her grave site .....

Please have some respect for the deceased ....!!!

yes... that's how i stopped the zombies...

Yes, and if you miss, they may use it against you

I believe that is considered excessive force in a dozen or so states...

Only if grandma is still holding the plate it's on as you throw it!

Can you fight off an intruder by throwing grandma's old fruitcake at them?

I heard it could give someone a concussion?

No, but my homemade biscuits will do that to.
=)

ha haaaa.. yes.. it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye..

but since you said intruder.. i would suggest you tie it to the end of a broom with heavy cord.. that way you could use it like one of those Chinese weapons..

Hahaha....not only concussion it can cause amnesia!!! LOL

It has been listed as a WMD.

Lol that would be funny

I'm afraid it's a too soft for them

But my Grandma's wheelchair will be able to make them begging me for their dear life!

Hey those things have been known to kill! I would train with it a bit before relying on it for home security. You gotta build up the muscle and work on your aim. Then be sure to register your fruitcake as a lethal weapon.