Has shrinkage had a negative impact on your love life since it has turned cold?

I think we should use something that isn't so likely to break glass or bone as the football.

i'm always sarcastic and no one gets it and its really obvious but no everyone around me is really stupid

could this be why my Cisco pal has a sore throat today? I wondered why you weren't running a fever with it... *kudos sister kudos*

constantly. they seem unaware that so much of what they spout is opinion. they seem to actually believe they are parroting back facts, as if they don't comprehend the meaning of the word &qu...

I lost my right nipple in an alligator wrestling accident about 5 years ago and I was so self conscious that I had the left one removed to make things look even. I know what you're thinking, ...

My guess would be Manchester.

Oh, so you think you are really funny, huh .... ? There are just some things that should NOT be joked about... My Aunt Tillie died last Christmas after a hit and run accident with a fruitcake .....

be your doormat. I wasn't put on this Earth to serve you or be your freakin' bank. Figure it out!!!