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My car tire blew out this morning can I replace it with grandma's fruitcake?


My car tire blew out this morning can I replace it with grandma's fruitcake?

This is one of the best questions i've seen in a LONG time.

LOL...I just spit my coffee onto my keyboard! Thanks for the laugh!

lol...

Phurface

LOL its that hard huh....

You can, indeed you silly kitty cat!

ur grandma must be makin a lot of fruitcake ;-)

That's a terrible thing to do to the road.

I don't think you'll be able to get it round enough no matter how hard you try!

Yes.

Don't count on it! I got up during the night and ate most of it!

LOL ........ !!!!!

Since I just wet my pants laughing, can I borrow your fruitcake to wear instead of my pants ....?

wtf did the road do 2 u 2 deserve such a cruel fate?

If it's round and full of air and made of rubber and fits around your wheel and is a tire then yes, you can use her fruitcake.

been there done that...it works great! lol

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