Juicy Juice: Is leaving work early for "personal reasons" going to fly with my boss once he finds out I stole

the charger to his laptop to use at home?

Tell him your vagina is bleeding all over your pants. I use that excuse for everything.

Who says he has to find out?

HAHAHA!!!! it might :)

hummm probably not-do it anyway.

just explain to him in detail your lack of recent 'relations' and cybersex is your only outlet.

How is he going to know it was you? Are you the only one there?
Go home have fun!

tell him you shart yourself! they love that!

He isn't even gonna notice until his laptop starts to go dead and then hes just gonna think he lost it...
Once its at your house he cant prove its his, I mean yours