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When was the last time you answered the phone with , "So & so's Mortuary, you stab em, we slab em!"?

When was the last time you answered the phone with , "So & so's Mortuary, you stab em, we slab em!"?

When I was 15

LMAO!!! I'm gonna have to try that!

I say "You stab em, we grab em'" and sadly, I last answered the phone like that within the past month or so.

Never. Can't say that I have done this.

I do that all of the time. The person calling usually hangs up and calls back several times before asking me if they have the right number for whoever they are trying to reach.

Just this morning

Oh man that's funny!! Never tried it before.

I tend to steer clear of old jokes and silly phone greetings. My dad, on the other hand, could never get enough.

lolz dat is so reeking of bart simpson!

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