A RISE....
I the penis request a rise in salary for the following reasons-
1) i do physical labour
2) i work in great depths
3) i plunge headfirst into everything i do
4) i do not get weekends or public holidays off
5) i work in a damp environment
6) i work in dark poorly ventilated conditions
7) i work in high temperatures
8) my work exposes me to contagious diseases
MANAGEMENT RESPONSE...
dear penis,
we have looked into this matter. after considering your letter we have to reject your request for the following reasons .....
1) you do not work 8 hour straight
2) you fall asleep on the job after brief periods of work
3) you do not stay in your allocated position and stray to other areas
4) you do not take the initative and have to be pressured and stimulated to work
5) you leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift
6) you forget to wear the protective clothing
7) you will retire well before 65..... 8) you have been regularly reported for trying to get work else where
9) and finally you have been spotted on many an occasion carrying two suspicious looking bags into work. lol!!! Very amusing!!
My Penis only gets temporary work!!...i'm single!!! Lol i like that one. haha thats great!! lol lmao/the workers you forgot how much over time i have to work to get the job done with no pay The management has got your number, baby thats a good 1 lmao Funny!
I have heard penises complaining about management wrapping them in a sleeping bag and making them do push ups until they throw up. | 