May I present you with this gift?

It's a package of delicious sugar cookies with just a few cookies missing. My friend died after she ate them, and I was going to throw them away, but then I remembered what a good friend you are and I wanted you to have them....

How will you thank me?

Wow thanks!

I am so lucky to have such a good friend as you...

You weren't, by any chance, that old lady with the crooked nose who was trying to get me to eat the apple the other day were you?

ummm :S

What, poison cookies? My favourite! I will thank you by sharing. You can have the first one. : )

sorry im a dieabetic but i will thank u by giving u 2 points http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

With a little rat poison.

you should see a therapist!

by gracefully stuffing them down YOUR throat. 鈾?br>
Aren't I such a good friend?

Thank you and I will be sure to share them with my good friend!!

bobby

Take them...
Throw them away...
and then a few days later... kick your a*s

By throwing a giant rock through your window, while you are out walking your pet Peckerwood ......
:)

I'll thank you by offering you some of these raisins I found in my hamster's cage. Um wait, they aren't raisins. Want 'em anyway?

umm..No thanks..I won't think you

I would say thank you and then put them in a beautiful box
and wrap them very special and return them to you
with a nice christmas card.
Happy Holidays...

I will regift them to my mom.
I owe you one.

I wouldn't really accept them if your friend just died after eating a couple, I'll thank you by trusting you less than before

I would thank you by sharing them with you!!
Eat up, Hon!!

If they're packaged all pretty, ready for regifting, I'll gladly accept. They sound perfect for my boss

By regifting it to someone less fortunate.

I'll thank you by giving you a gym membership for a month...

i want to give you one of my pit bulls, she hates people but other than that is very lovable.

bite me! 鈾?/div>

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