Shiver me timbers: If there is global warming why am I?

freezing my ti颅ts off?

don't make me change my name again johnny

i don't know, have you seen my left nipple?

Head lights are pretty

dunno. wanna borrow mine?

Idk...lol....maybe there isnt global warming....hey do you know wat, i shiver all the time, and when i do, my shoulder always pops its annoying really. Cheers

need 2 warm hands?

Can you freeze 34 C's off?

Cause I don't think you can.

You need boobie warmers, you can use my hands for now

because global warming is a misnomer in a way...
i could go into a really long explanation, but basically global warming doesnt make the entire earth warmer everywhere, just in vital parts like the ice caps.

or you could go the easy route and say it doesnt exist.

read up on the subject before you ask such a stupid question.

I reshoveled the drive this morning in two bras. This is craptastic.

do you need an ice pick ? -matey.

I often ask myself the same question. Sometimes I reckon this global warming is just the natural progression of the Earths life system.

Warming > Melts ice in poles > Float around in ocean, like icecubes! > Makes everywhere colder D: Oh Noes!
*Buying more cozy socks*
You think if it gets colder they'll make wool bras? :D

wow. thats a shame theyre nice.