Why is a lap dance better when the stripper is crying?

its not tears because she's sad it's tears because she's laughing so hard because your so small down there.....

because it's wet.

I don't know--why is it?

I used to know this one. Anyway I'll say because the tears are lubrication?

you know she is desparate for the money

I don't think it is.

The song references the fact that your making someone do something that they don't want to do, that you have some power over them. The Bloodhound Gang has a lot of comedic songs, but this one walks that line, it can be funny and it can be kinda sad.

Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell

You know she's not making fun of you.

Another synonym of CRYING is MOANING

... and sound effects enhance the show, don't they??

I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will

the lap is lubricated better