| Polls & Surveys |
| Poll:- How do you turn the light on? |
LOL What a question Jo :) i just turn the knob. How do u do it? ...... |
| Has shrinkage had a negative impact on your love life since it has turned cold? |
I can help with the shrinkage.lol ...... |
| Hey everyone want to play a game of football with my grandma鈥檚 fruitcake? |
I think we should use something that isn't so likely to break glass or bone as the football. ...... |
| DO you get annoyed with stupid people? |
i'm always sarcastic and no one gets it and its really obvious but no everyone around me is really stupid ...... |
| Can you overdose on protien? |
could this be why my Cisco pal has a sore throat today?
I wondered why you weren't running a fever with it...
*kudos sister kudos* ...... |
| Do you ever get aggravated by the seemingly large 'religious right' contingent on yahoo ? |
constantly. they seem unaware that so much of what they spout is opinion. they seem to actually believe they are parroting back facts, as if they don't comprehend the mea...... |
| Nip-Tastic: When it's a tid bit chilly outside, do you take the extra precautions to make sure? |
I lost my right nipple in an alligator wrestling accident about 5 years ago and I was so self conscious that I had the left one removed to make things look even. I know what yo...... |
| Q:-, Which City was l Born In.? |
My guess would be Manchester. ...... |
| Can you fight off an intruder by throwing grandma's old fruitcake at them? |
Oh, so you think you are really funny, huh .... ?
There are just some things that should NOT be joked about... My Aunt Tillie died last Christmas after a hit and run accident...... |
| Sorry but it's not my day to _________________? |
be your doormat. I wasn't put on this Earth to serve you or be your freakin' bank. Figure it out!!! ...... |
| Shiver me shattered timbers; Do Ya Think It Really Is....? |
Pack yer bags gf!!
going to visit Hispaniola,got our plane tickets and scuba gear ready!
Avast and shiver those timbers,we be ta' new age pirates eh!! ;) ...... |
| Dad sells Guitar Hero 3 as punishment...? |
I saw that story this morning. I thought it was great. If that happened to me growing up, the punishment would have been 10 times worse. I think it was fitting. Now maybe dad ca...... |
| Ladies; sport car or truck what would you like to see your man drive? |
real men drive trucks ...... |
| Where is the land of your father's...........? |
ireland! and his father before him etc , ect, ect..... ...... |
| If you were alone? |
yeah...theres no point in having tan lines...take the lot off and get an even tan...lol....plus there's no one around so why not... ...... |
| If you ponder deep physics? |
Oh, god, you quark me up...
Yeah, you win. Nice one.
Cheers. ...... |
| If I get off work early, will you pick me up? |
The triple X store... so I can get alll the toys I want....of course it's all on you. ...... |
| What's a good way to punish a kid? |
I love the honking idea.
I would never sell my kids' Christmas gifts. That was just cruel.
I would rather teach them than punish them. How about a little charity work f...... |
| What's the funniest nickname you've ever known someone to have? |
no kidding the ob gyn name in town is Dr. Beaver!!
my kids called my mom dammall ...... |
| SURVEY: Ernie or Bert? |
I gotta say neither, just give me the duck, it's bath time! ...... |
| How do we get ol' Woof to the vet for his .... mmmm... "snip snip" operation? |
Hey Squirrel nuts - getting a little personal aren't we. ...... |
| Are you wearing thermal undergarments today? |
I really need some on too. ...... |
| Which was the worse childhood nickname on TV? |
i wish i was hanging out with aboner right now ...... |
| ZOIKS: How many cars can u fit in your garage? |
1 have one in the front and 1 in the back like everyone
and they both get used
as far as parking for cars
none...
have a wonderful day..
holla@urgirl ;P ...... |
| Anyone else have a hangover this morning? |
Not today thank god. Trying to take it easy during the work week. :-) ...... |
| What makes you say eeewww !! ?? |
mayonnaise on the corner of someones mouth..hence..eeewww. ...... |
| Do you pretend you know the words to songs like Feliz Navidad and LaBamba?? |
haahaha such a crack up!! My friend sings la bamba word for word......or so I thought!! but yeah she sings it how she thinks it sounds but far out it sounds spot on!!
I crac...... |
| Can you calculate the temperature by.....? |
I use mine to cut glass. ...... |
| Can you give me something to believe in? |
You need to find your inner strength and rise above. Step by step. Find the love you have in yourself and that in those close to you.
Take heart in those who have walked befo...... |
| GiMME MORE...!!!!!! ....????...!!? |
I like it.
AND D0NT US3 CH@TSP3@K!!!! ...... |
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