| Polls & Surveys |
| Is it just me, or do avatars that are winking REALLY look creepy? |
i find them sleazy looking ...... |
| Do you have an anger issue? |
you m-f'r!!! I oughta rip ur @ss apart and eat you for dinner!! ...... |
| Is there anything more awesome than fainting goats? |
flatulent bunnies? ...... |
| Do plumbers ever get tired of hearing all of the snide cracks about them? |
no ,,,,, i just had a tattoo put on my lower back ,,,,it says , if you like what you see , drop money in slot. ...... |
| Would you rather trust men or money? |
i dont know how to trust money, eventhough its good having them.
but trust can be develop for men. ...... |
| Do u like frog? |
No...
But apparently...
Because it's on my leg...and doesn't look like it's going anywhere...in fact...I think it's sleeping...
That damn frog likes...... |
| If criminals' executions were done in stadiums, would you buy a ticket? |
depends who was being executed... ...... |
| Have you let any long time friends disappear slowly from your life? What happened? Any regrets? |
Yes, interesting isn't it? I've come to believe that it's just a part of life. Some people come and stay, some go, some linger in and out.
Regrets? Hmmm. Not r...... |
| You've seen signs that say "No Smoking", "No Pets", etc. The sign on your front door should read "No______"? |
Great question! It would say:
"No killers of the environment, animal abusers, stereotypists and no Chelsea FC haters"
A bit long, but accurate. :D ...... |
| Do you enjoy drinking and driving? |
yes... coffee ...... |
| What Makes You Lose It? |
when my woman runs her hands up my body and bites me
i turn to a puddle on the ground ...... |
| Hey! What are you still doing here?? |
what the hell i wasnt envited??? ...... |
| Do you eat hot cereal? |
i do.. an i use condensed milk with chocolate syrup. ...... |
| Do you eat breakfast or brunch? |
Beer for breakfast and gin for brunch. ...... |
| If you had a blind cat ...... ???? |
I would try first to teach him to use a cane, cheaper than buying him a dog and you won't have to feed the cane! ...... |
| Did you know that Angela Lansburry is an armchair? |
Where do you think I'm sitting? ...... |
| What's a good use for petrified fruit cake? |
Murder weapon. ...... |
| Would you rather have a hippopotamus for Christmas? |
i want a hippopotamus for xmas,a hippoptamus is all i want.... :) ...... |
| Would you like to learn how to hypnotise people? |
You are getting sleepy. Sleepy. Sleepy. Listen to my voice. You are in a dark tunnel and my voice is guiding you. You must do exactly as I say. I am the voice in your head. You ...... |
| Do you consider $20 a good amount of money? |
Any amount in the positive is a good amount of money! ...... |
| Have you seen the new documentary about root canals? It is titled "An Inconvenient Tooth"? |
Alas, I did not see it yet. But I did catch the the documentary on the NW terrorist group the Elk Haida. Their leader's name is No Salmon -- Been Loggin'. There...... |
| Is potato pronounced po-tay-toe or po-tah-toe? |
Both are correct. The first pronunciation is the American English accent, while the second one is British English accent (Anglo-Saxon) ...... |
| Please dont answer this question if you're under 13/14? |
i guess but arent u 13 too? lol ...... |
| POLL: What's your cat's - dog's - bird's - pet's name? |
my kitties name is Shammy! ...... |
| If there was a parallel parking universe would you be able to leave the driveway? |
nope. wouldn't even try. wasn't taught it in driving school. they didn't require it on the driving test. i would definitely run into something. ...... |
| Would you be offended if I complimented your? |
haha why of course not! would u be offened if i complimented urs? i must say it's mights sexy ...... |
| How many slots does your toaster have? |
mine is cut in to quarters so i say eight or so-matey. ...... |
| I want to rent a good, romantic movie- any suggestions? |
Out of Africa
The Remains of the Day
Sense and Sensibility (no cape, but they're wearing gorgeous clothes!!!)
Romancing the Stone (I know, it's silly, but I love it...... |
| Do you have a life? |
*checks pulse*
Yup, I do. ...... |
| What Do Belts Make You Think Of? |
Pants staying up. ...... |
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