X-factor breaking news?

it has been announced the new govenment will be selected by x-factor judges. auditions will take place soon.

cant be any badder than we have now.

Well I nominate Elric go for PM's job..........

I am gonna go for the Chancellor of the Exchequer's job!

You can be the Agricultural Minister and the Doc could be Home Secretary:))

bullsh**

haha lol

that isn't even funny:S twat

Can we vote on the Judges?

Vote Clarkson.....!

yeah sure (Y)

...and in time honoured fashion, the phone in votes will be rigged...

I thought that's how it's always been done. Seriously though, wouldn't that be fun !

sounds like a good idea to me!

lol! joka!

LOL
if only..
they might actually pick a good government that doesnt lie to us

Gordon better get his T*t's out!! And start practising the splits! Lol If only.

lol, i wonder what the auditionees have to do in the audition......................

cool

I thought that's how they did it anyway lol well it may aswell be for all the good the government is.

LMAO.....imagine that.....Russel Brand as prime minister....LMAO...that's just wishful thinking...funny question though......imagine same diff in the house of commons...LMAO..

Simon Cowell for PM?????? PMSL

Ozzy for prime minister

Hahahaha, Just hope Simon doesn't get the Foreign office and diplomatic services

Only if they keep Dannii and Sharon.

Why the TDs? -this is a serious question.

That means that the public will vote some weeks and there won't be an 'under 24s' mmmmmmm.
Imagine if Boris Johnson and Margaret Becket were in the vote-off one week ! ORF with Simons head !

pmlrof you are so funny
Simon would pick someone who could not add up so he has more money than he already has but he would give to those doggie charities (keep it clean in mind not Hope)
Sharon would pick herself or Ozzie for top job as she has never won anything yet.
Louis will get the leprichans in may do better than we have.
Danni anything Simon says she plays that game well!