Are you a morning person..? what say you ..?

I woke early 1 morning,
the earth lay cool and still,
when suddenly a tiny bird perched on my window sill,
he sang a song so lovely, so carefree and so gay,
that slowly all my troubles began to slip away,
he sang of far off places, of laughter and of fun,
it seemed his chirping brought up the morning sun,
I stirred beneath the covers, crept slowly out of bed,
and gently shut the window and crushed his f***** head.....

i'm not a morning person....

c'mon .. its a joke... Rodders would get away with it..鈽?/div>

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NO!! It takes me until 11.00 to feel normal in the morning!

We have a retired Doctor next door to us, she has a yapping mutt who likes to bark at fresh air. I have had to stop my hubby a few times from running outside at 6.00am to boot it right up the h*le!!
He usually opens the window and yells, "Sheeeettttuuuppppppp!!!"
It's name is fanny but i will not allow him to shout anything about telling her to shut up her Fanny!!

Cheers BAd!He would probably get arrested running around after a dog in the "Nip" Report It

I'm a morning person. I'm in a better mood in the morning.

lol
birds pee me off in the morning
and my cat, shes not allowed in the house at night
but she decides to meow outside and annoy me and bring presents of birds

not a morning person

Haaaaa Haaaaa...I could say something...but I think thats best kept between me and you Clive.....

Not normally. Sometimes tho.

I can't stand mornings...humbug!

I wake up by about midday, then I'm fine, but woe betide anyone cross me before then!

Me neither! Mornings suck!
Nights are better!

I would say i am a morning person most of the time, i am not really in a bad mood when i wake up, but my sister can be in a bad mood for hours once she has been woken up.

And fuuny joke!!!

Loved it! Reminds me of my beautiful wife....

Thanks mate, your poem gave me a grin.
Nice one !

No, I'm not a morning person either.

The fun starts when the sun goes down!! Mornings are definitely not my thing.

I look like your avatar first thing in the morning.

Morning Person for certain !!!

I am up till about 3.00 o'clock most mornings ;-)

I am definitely not a morning person. I hate having to get up before midday, but I put up with because I know that I can sleep all I want at the weekend. :D

I'm more of a night owl to be honest.

no im not a morning person im a night hawk

I am not a morning person,more of a night time person.If you can remember Animal off the Muppet Show,then that`s me in the morning,all my hair mussed up,fire breath that can cook toast and a look so evil it could kill,but once I have started to wake up a bit ,then I become a kitten.

I'm up at 5am every morning then the old lady says put that away you ain't getting none.

Kooka-Berra sits in the old gum tree,
Merry merry king of the bush is he.
Laugh Kooka-Berra, laugh Kooka-Berra.
Gay your life must be.

Kooka-Berra sits on an electric wire,
jumping up and down coz his *** is on fire.
Burn Kooka-Berra, Burn Kooka-Berra.
burn that *** for me.

I can not STAND mornings!!!!!! I love night.

i am

I'm not too bad but I dislike them :-)

Yep I'm a morning person doc and can also do nights as well. My worse time is between 2pm and 4pm I start flagging a bit then but a couple of cups of strong builders tea usually perk me up.

He he lol at your little ditty.

nope i don't do mornings i'm a night person as you well know lmao

PMSL, NO WAY am I a morning person, but saying that I wouldn't have the window open in this weather anyway! LOL

ha ha thats a funny one. i hate birds. on the weekend it is when the stupid birds start chirping that i think i better but the brandy glass down and go to bed! stupid birds depress me!!