So, I was reading over the answers in the "songs where the title isn't used" question, and Jesus f'ng Christ Pose, those are the most jacked up things I've ever seen. So, with that being said, let's see your submissions for future Fall Out Boy song titles. Uh-oh... looks like I tinkled in a FOB fan's Wheaties. We might as well take over production of the next friggin album, couldn't be any worse than anything else these frauds have perpetrated on rock music.
The Patron Saint of Razors and Fakes
This Ain't a Scene, It's a Damn Arm Cutting Race
Sugar, As a Band We Really Suck but Our Lawyer Insists We Keep Destroying Rock
I Slept with Someone In Fall Out Boy and Now I Know Why He Fits Into Women's Jeans
Mike - I will say this much. FOB has far and away the gayest song titles of any band in history. Not funny, not clever, just retarded and gratingly long. Why has everyone stopped listening to our crappy music? "We don't know how to play music, but lots of teenage girls love us"
"We can apply make-up better than all the girls at our concerts"
Edit: So does the one with the most thumbs up or the most thumbs down win this one? LOL. "We might still be making music, but 20 years from now no one will know who the hell we are" "Can pictures of your dick impress Ashlee Simpson too?" "i'm like an onion the way i keep making you emo kids cry." Money Is All That Matters
...And I Don't Even Root For The Home Team
Anti-Dance, Dance-pressants
Our Fans Don't Like Us Anymore
We Do Weddings!
Weddings II...And Corporate Parties "Over the hill tops emos cry to our music."
"Bring all your razorblades to our concerts."
"STFU little emo kid."
"EMOEMOEMOEMO!" Thnx fr th hr prdct.... "I Want My 15 Minutes Back" Thx Fr Th Csh Sckrs! 1. "i'm like a poser with the way i'm always writing these crappy songs ($+fame)"
2. "grand theft music quality"
1.* "i'm like a lawyer with the way i'm always trying to get you off (me + you)
2. Grand theft autumn
*i'm not sure if that is the correct title "we aint got any junk to fill our jeans"
"sugar, we're swingers"
"Lance, Lance, Lance!"---u know lance bass and his "secret"
"we aint men, we're a god damn disgrace"
"i slept with someone from fall out boy and all i got was to be the guitarist"
"virginity for life!!" (infinity on high---new cd title)
all i can think of off the top of my head....awesome question!!! dude fob songs most of the time are really long and sometimes a little random so just think really weird ones The Record Company Loves Us, But We Know Nothing About Making Music
Are Song Titles Are Longer And More Creative Than The Song Itself
Listening To This Song Shall Cause You To Lose All Individuality And Make You Love MTV
They More We Say We Hate Ourselves, The More You Love Us "Ok my closet door has termites"
"Santa Brought Me Knee Pads"
"Boy George For Prez"
"Will This Make Daddy Love Me?"
"Ouch Ouch You're On My Hair"
"The Tighter The Jeans The Looser The........"
"If Only Brad Pitt Would Dump Angelina"
"Gerard Gave Me Crabs"
"This One Time At Band Camp......" There is no topping rckets response, about why they wear women's pants..I'm tearing up on that one.
"I loved her so much, until she broke my flat iron"
"B***h, that is MY hair gel"
"Sugar, let's stay home tonight..(cause it's raining and I'm out of waterproof eyeliner)"
"We know you wanna sleep with Pete, but You'll have to settle for the singer"
"These pants looked cool back before I had this beer gut" "No one know what the hell we're saying, so we'll just say it anyway" Y'all are so mean!
Poor Fall Out Boy :( | 