Have you told Tchaikowsky to roll over Beethoven yet?

If not - what are you waiting for?

I went to Beethoven's grave to roll him over. When I opened the coffin, he was erasing page after page of sheet music. I guess he was ... de-composing! Then I told Tchaikowsky the news but Tchaikowsky said that joke was so old, he heard it back in 1812!

Beethoven's already been told to roll over. And he told Tchaikowsky the news.

No need for me to do anything.