i reallly need some my chemical romance quotes ( this girl on my myspace stole mine) can any one help me out?? And here we go again more stupid Questions from the most annoying fans of any band in the World 'Hey girls, you're beautiful. Whether you're a size 32 or a size 18. As long as you're a good person. As long as you respect others and yourself. Don't listen to those fashion magazines. Hey girls, you're beautiful' - Gerard Way.
'My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.' - Frank Iero
Beach balls at festivals are the work of the devil!
- Gerard Way
Cameraman: So, did you read Ellen DeGeneres's new book?
Frank: Yeah.
Cameraman: How was it?
Frank: It made me a lesbian.
Dont piss your life away with suicide
- it's a bullshit way out
- Gerard Way
First kiss. With who and where? - Leah Miller of Much Music
That was actually how I met Bob - Frank
Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: **** off, it's meese.
Frank: I'd date Gerard.
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Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary.
- Gerard Way
I could eat my body weight in sushi!
- Mikey Way
I want to be a vampire. They're the coolest monsters.
-Gerard Way
I was like wooo, I like killed so many plants.
-Gerard Way
I would date Gerard.
- Frank Iero
I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ***.
I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.
- Gerard Way
I'm gonna buy whatever shower curtain I want.
- Gerard Way
Interviewer: How do you feel about turning thirty this year?
Gerard: I'm actually excited about it. I'll tell you why.
I always see getting older as like learning. Thirty's not old...
Thirty's like when you're twenty.
Frank: Yeah. For trees.
Gerard: ...for trees.
Interviewer: So how did you feel about the hugs after that?
Gerard: The hugs were sweet
Interviewer: Why should the world give a damn about My Chemical Romance?
Gerard: Because we give a damn about it.
Frank: Save your life.
Gerard: Yeah. Good enough for me, and there are so few people that actually do give a damn about the world.
Frank: Yeah.
Interviewer: Very true.
Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean?
Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.
Mikey: I like Popsicles...
It's me and Gerard on the porch, talking about how Gerard isn't cool!
-Mikey
Just cause you're bigger than me, just cause you're smarter than me, does not mean.. no way, no how.. I'm sucking you off.. for any amount of money!-Gerard Way
Leah Miller Of Much Music: Do you guys have any fetishes?
Bob: Beards.....
Frank: Yeah, beards....
Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f*ckin' princess!
-Gerard
People think we're rich vampires.
-Gerard Way
So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?
- Gerard Way
So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the window.
- Gerard Way
Suicide is a serious thing. And if you know anyone who is suicidal, you need to get them help. No one should be in pain. Everyone should love themselves. Like I love you all.
-Gerard Way
The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.
-Gerard
The world is less violent when people are using hula-hoops.
Mikey Way
This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well.
- Mikey Way
We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster
- Frank Lero
We're very attractive to them because we dress like homeless people.
-Mikey Way
When the water touched my balls, that's when I got scared.
- Frank Iero
Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this today.'
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
Who wouldn't want to catch a guy in a bear suit?
-Gerard Way
Women being objectified and all the bad things that are just inherit and ingrained in it that don't have to be that way.
- Gerard Way
You should see me as a chick. I look hot as a chick
- Gerard Way http://www.tv.com/my-chemical-romance/pe... http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/My_Chemical...
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mikey_Way
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Gerard_Way
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ray_Toro
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Bob_Bryar
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Frank_Iero
try thinkexist.com too. " We are the band that will communicate with the dead"- Gerard Way http://www.imnotokay.net/board/topic/454... This sh*t is easy-peasy, pumpkin-peasy. Pumpkin pie...motherfucker - Gerard way
[this is one of my faviorite quotes:] "Yea I'd date Gerard" - Frank Iero
"I told myself 'You're still not cool'" - Gerard Way
"We were birth control" - Ray Toro
"I get these urges to f*** off sometimes" - Bob Bryar
"If I'm half the man he is when I grow up, I'll be happy" - Frank Iero
"Some songs off the Black Parade remind me of the grocery store" - Mikey Way It's for the hampster I'm gonna buy!!! I was uncool before being uncool was cool.
-Frank Iero
There's less violence on earth if people use hula hoops.
-Mikey Way The Black Parade went home... back to Italy!"
* "Ooo, what do we have here? Oh my God, it's a WHITE T-SHIRT! God I love them..."
* "Even if you stop believing in us, we'll never stop believing in you."
* "The Black Parade is DEAD!
* "On the count of three, everyone say **** yeah, **** yeah, **** yeah!"
* "You dirty, dirty, dirty motherfuckers..."
* "Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You're good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 4 or 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey, girls, you are beautiful."
* "Who's your daddy? Not me...see, I use protection. And so should you!"
* "I'm Gerard Way and I'm here to steal your boyfriend!"
* "Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!"
* "Everyone spit on this motherfucker."
* "Everyone say **** you."
* "Everyone flip me off!"
* "Yeah, Frank is preety sexy. We're all kinda sexy. Our fans definitly are."
* "Who wouldn't want to catch a guy in a bear suit?"
* "Do you wanna **** me?!" *girls scream* "I said DO YOU
WANNA **** ME?!?!" *girls scream louder* "Good! 'Cause after this concert, I'll **** every last one of you!!"
* "Hey you see these sexy security guards, yes very sexy security guards well during this next song ******* get up right to them and push them over!!!"
* "Heh. A boa. I love these things...".
*I saw a sparkler out there, that ****'s gotta be illegal! That's ok though, I appreciate that sparkler. As long as you don't have any fuckin' bottle rockets I'm down with you, man."
* "I know something you don't! And that is... I'm not wearing any underwear!" (Crowd screams) "We're gonna get sexy for a minute! Ooh. Lemme see you clap your hands."
* "Mikey here thinks that nobody in here likes him..."
o Playing in Stockholm, November 8th 2006
* Gerard: "Who wants to go out...not out with me, out of the mosh."
* "Look at me with my pretty bracelet and tiara, I'm a fuckin' princess!"
* "This room is weird. Like the shape of it. It's... odd..."
* "It takes me a while to tell stories. I think it's because I was drunk for three years.
* "Uh, actually, we like to kidnap them in a van, and tie them up, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!"
* "Be yourself, don't take anyone's ****, and never let them take you alive."
* "If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a ******* anyway."
* "I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ***. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too."
* "It tastes like somebody stole my wallet."
* "Who is that worm?"
* "Hey listen up! All you racists, sexists, homophobes, and just plain assholes, we've got a message for you...GO THE **** HOME! We don't want you here, don't buy our merch, and don鈥檛 listen to our music. If you have our CD, break it. We don't want you and we don't need you here." .
* "Are you going to talk about my new love of raw clams?"
* "It's insanely gleeful...This record is like running around a field of flowers with a butcher knife."
o Blender interview
* "**** yeah; I鈥檓 going to get some comfortable pants! Why stop there? Maybe a nice cable knit sweater. Maybe I鈥檒l buy a house for my thirtieth birthday next year. I鈥檓 gonna get a Dodge Stratus. I鈥檓 gonna go to Blockbuster. I鈥檓 gonna get whatever shower curtain I want. Because I deserve it."
o Blender interview
* "None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill 鈥檈m with deliciousness."
* Interviewer: "You're pretty young guys, what turns you on?" Gerard: "Wow, I'm not that young, so..." Interviewer: 鈥淩eally? But you can still get turned on, I mean..." Gerard: "Bengay!" Mikey: "Uh, Coke Zero." Frank: "Good stuff." Ray: "Sleep!" Frank: *laughs* Gerard: "Bob, what turns you on, man?" Bob: "Slippers." Patient: "Well, I'm dead, so..." Interviewer: "Oh, I guess you don't get turned on." Frank: "My fianc茅e. That's it." Gerard: 鈥淎w.鈥?Ray: "Hey! You can't say that! You can't say it!" Frank: "You didn't say it!" Gerard: "You can't!" Frank: "Oh yeah, I'm getting presents now!"
* "What I like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favorite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge."
* "People don't know if I鈥檓 gay, straight or an alien from outer space... it鈥檚 funny."
* "I was really bummed 'cause last year on Warped Tour I got a really bad sun tan, 'cause I'm half italian so I tan really good." "Really?" "Yeah, it's a bummer."
* "Coming up next... I have a knot in my hair."
* Interviewer: 鈥淲ild night out or romantic night in?鈥?Frank: 鈥淩omantic night in.鈥?Mikey "Wild night out." Gerard: *grins* "Wild night in."
* "In the UK they're intoxicated, wasted. 2pm - wasted ... but extremely enthusiastic, really pure."
* "America, of course, is America. We all know how America is."
* Interviewer: "What are your nicknames on tour for each other 'cause I've heard that you guys nickname absolutely everything and everyone." Gerard: "Yeah, everybody has a nickname. Let's see, uh, *points to Bob* we call him 'Bob-o-san', uh, *points to Ray* 'Torosaurus', *points to Mikey* 'The Wheeze', Frank we refer to as 'F-Lero', and for some reason everybody calls me...uh, 'Uncle Jiggy'..."
* "Yeah, it's better than a *******."
* "I'm not psychotic... I just like psychotic things."
* "Are you on our side and you want to be different, or are you on their side and you want to throw a football at my head?"
* "But my hair has nothing to do with what I want to say. It's the needless ******* celebrity bullshit that makes it a grind."
* "Hey, it's a Capri Sun. Anyone wants juice? It's good for you. Drink that ****."
* "Cellphones are the new lighters."
* "The only place I'm really scared of was the Tenderloin. I walked out of the bus in my makeup and costume and some dude on the other side of the street in front of a crack house yelled 'Better stay on that side of the street motherfucker, I'll knock you out!'"
* "I'm sick of seeing my face. But I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face, 'cause it's my fuckin' face. Know what I'm sayin'?"
* "This **** is easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie motherfucker!"
* "One by one, penguins are stealing my sanity..."
* "It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect!鈥?
* "What happened was, I went right off the side walk and into the bushes, and I was all like WOAHHHH! And I killed like so many plants..."
* Girl: "It smells like the **** in here." Gerard: *giggle* "...It's not us!"
* "So many people are gonna treat you like you're a kid. So, you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window."
* "I wake up in the morning and I drink a lot of ******* coffee all day and I smoke a lot of ******* cigarettes and it sucks."
* Ray: "Did you kick him in the balls?" Frank: "Yeah..." Gerard: "It just hurt but I didn't care but I was wondering, what he was doing over there in the first place and I was like, "Whoa he's playing over there," and then he kicked me in the balls and I was just like..."What did I do?"
鈥淢an, as soon as I go into Starbucks I take off my sunglasses. I want to be recognised and I want free coffee.鈥?鈥?Gerard Way
鈥淚f it weren鈥檛 for that we鈥檇 have no vices at all. If it weren鈥檛 for Starbucks we鈥檇 be perfect!鈥?鈥?Frank Iero
"So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window" - Gerard Way
"There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops." -Mikey Way
"Has Goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight" - Frank Iero
"That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi" - Mikey Way
"**** off, it's meese" - Gerard Way
"Be yourself, don't take anyone's **** and never let them take you alive" - Gerard Way
"I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things" - Gerard Way
i think a couple are in their twice but my two personal favs are
* it tastes like someone stole my walet
* look at me with my pretty braclet and tiara... im a ******* princess |
