1. In the Pearl Jam song "Yellow Ledbetter", Eddie Vedder recites which of the following lyrics?
a) A yabba dabba do be do again
b) In a gadda da vida baby I know
c) `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe
d) She's my cherry pie, cool drink of water 'cause she taste so fine
2. In honor of the Led Zeppelin performance tonight, which song was ripped off from folk singer Anne Bredon and remained uncredited until legal action was taken?
a) "Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You"
b) "When the Levee Breaks"
d) "Nobody's Fault But Mine"
c) LED ZEPPELIN IS GOD!! THEY F*CKING RULE!! JIMMY PAGE RULES!! YOU SUCK!!
3. Pamela Anderson or Heather Locklear... which one has had more platinum albums inside her?
4. What happens when spin doctors mix their pearl jam with mud and honey and spread it over the branches of screaming trees along the banks of green river? 5. If Rob Zombie had 678 Living Dead Girls, and Alice Cooper had 36 Cold Ethyls; how many gravediggers would it take to convince Brittney Spears to just drop the charade and go ahead and start doing hardcore porn?
6. If David Allan Coe, Gerard Way, Mark Slaughter, Angus Young, Cindy Lauper, and Lionel Richie were being systematically killed while spending the night in a haunted house, what order would they be killed in, how would they die, who would be revealed to be the killer, and who would be the lone survivor for the inevitable sequel? 1. I think it's a combination of A and C.
2. C.
3. Heather, but that's just a guess.
4. Is this a veiled reference to someone's Mother Love Bone?
5. 2.76
6. - OK, first to go is Coe since I have no idea who that is.
- Next would be Slaughter, and his demise would be gruesome since it will involve his long 80's locks. The screaming will be angelic, though.
- Gerard Way, in a panic over the increasing body count, will cut himself to death.
- For a while everyone will suspect Angus Young because of his bouncy demeanor. When he is found bashed over the head with his own guitar, those suspicions are layed to rest, so to speak.
- Lionel Richie, in a long sequence that has a soft version of "Say You, Say Me" playing will be crushed under a piano and suspended from the ceiling.
- The killer is revealed to be...Clay Aiken. I don't think he ever got over losing to Ruben.
- Cyndi Lauper makes it to the sequel. Why? Because she's Cyndi Freaking Lauper!
Edit: hmmm...where is that dog? Whoopsie! Looks like I cut class on this one : ( but Sookie did a good job : ) Report It
My answer pales in comparison to what Bowzer could have brought to the table. :) Report It
1. Eddie is hard to enough to understand as is, but since the other quotes are known to have been used by others, none of the above.
2. A
3. Pamela Anderson clearly has more of everything and anything inside of her. Besides platinum records, I'm sure she's got enough of a radioactive half-life that she will be a prime candidate for storage at Yucca Mountain after she departs from this realm.
4. Green Apple Quick Step and yes, this is actually a grunge band.
5. None. She would be too "busy" with the gravedigger because one cannot have enough illegitimate children.
6. Once Bowzer gets a hold of this, it will take several hours to concoct something, definitely for later. The only answer I can give :~
2 ~ a
It will probably turn out I've got that wrong! 1
b) 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe
( I jus had to type that out Mike You madcap...LOOOOOL!)
2
The correct answer is a) but I'm going to choose c) anyway cause it's pretty funny
3
This one's tough, I'm gonna have to go with Miss Anderson here.
4
Chad Kroeger Rob Thomas and Scott Staap immmediately rush out to take pictures of the event hoping they can use it for their next album cover 1) C
2) A
3) Heather Locklear, and you wonder why everyone boy wants to be a rock star! But David Spade??!!
4) They create a creedence clearwater revival with stone ponies and cowboy junkies isolating the insane clown posse from the Sheriff! I DARE Pearl Jam to cover a Warrant song! 1) I honestly don't know, but I can eliminate b (Iron Butterfly) and d (Warrant- I should be beat for knowing that one)
2) Once again, I don't know, so I am going with d
3) This one is a scoreless tie
4) Armageddon
5) Isn't Spears already doing porn
6) Gerard Way- Fatal wrist slitting session
Cindy Lauper- Decapited while doing the "she-bop" in the bathtub
Lionel Richie- A forced lethal injection of black tar herion from Nicole's stash
David Allen Coe- Gets d**k chopped off, shoved in his mouth, and bleeds to death
Mark Slaughter- Strangulted with his long @$$ hair and sprayed in the eyes with Aqua-Net
Angus Young Survives 1. I have no Idea...so I'll go with A.
2. Gong with A, but I wouldn't bet money on it...
3. Pam Anderson... She probably has room for a lot of stuff inside...wink wink.
4. Teacher says, everytime that happens an angel gets its wings. That was right before they sent her to the loony bin though, so it might not be a trustable answer.
5. Just one... If he had a frozen mocha from the starbucks and a bump.
6. Coe would be the lone survivor, as he seems like the type to carry a gun with him everywhere... and the killer would be..
dun..
dun..
duuuuuun.....
Axel Rose, he's got plenty of spare time.. What else does he have to do? It's not like he's busy writing Chinese Democracy or something! | 