Pick a band any band and finish this letter to Santa using only SONG TITLES from the band.
Dear Santa
Hows _______ in the North Pole. I've been a _________ this year. For Christmas I want _______ & _________ . I will leave you _______ on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas
_________ Artist: Dave Matthews Band
Dear Santa
How鈥檚 The Dreaming Tree in the North Pole. I've been a(n) Angel this year. For Christmas I want (a) Satellite & Spoon . I will leave you Cornbread on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas
Rapunzel Dear Santa
Hows Dave Matthews Band in the North Pole. I麓ve been a proudest monkey this year. For christmas I want to cry freedom and say goodbye.
I will leave you a crush on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas
Tripping Billies Backstreet Boys
Hows "Everybody" in the North Pole. I've been "like a child" this year. For Christmas I want "Spanish eyes" & to "get another boyfriend". I will leave you "all i have to give" on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas
"Mr.DJ" Dear Santa
How's the American witch in the North Pole. I've been a living dead girl this year. For Christmas I want a superbeast. I will leave you the house of 1000 corpses on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas
Rob Zombie Artist:Alice In Chains
Dear Santa
Hows Rooster in the North Pole. I've been a Junkhead this year. For Christmas I want Them Bones & Dirt. I will leave you Frogs on Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas
Man In The Box Neil Young writes:
Dear Santa,
How's Old Man in the North Pole? I've been a Transformer Man this year. For Christmas I want the Needle and the Damage done. I will leave you Cinnamon Girl on Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas,
Cortez the Killer Dear Santa
How's the Morning Star in the North Pole? I've been a Ghost of A Rose this year. For Christmas I want Castles and Dreams & Fires at Midnight . I will leave you Dandelion Wine on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas
Possum
I'll let you work out which band I've used! Dear Santa,
How's "Stoney" in the North Pole? I've been a "Cynic" this year. For Christmas I want a "Bag of Hammers" and "Freeze Dried (F)lies". I will leave you "Mayonnaise and Malaise" on Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas
"Scott-Rock"
[Local H] Beatles
Dear Santa
Hows the Long and Winding Road in the North Pole. I've been Nowhere Man this year. For Christmas I want (a) Girl and Money. I will leave you All My Loving on Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas
Paperback Writer
Please, Please Me!
(I also considered asking for an Octopus's Garden and a Yellow Submarine and leaving a Ticket to Ride. Signed by Michelle.) (Bloodhound Gang, this will be fun)
Hows"The Evils Of Placenta Hustling" in the North Pole. I've been a" Mama's Boy" this year. For Christmas I want The "Bad Touch" & "Something Diabolical" . I will leave you "Balls Out" on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas
"Earlameyer The Butt Pirate"
haha this question made my day thnx! Dear Santa
Hows "Room Service" in the North Pole. I've been a "Hooligan" this year. For Christmas I want a "Rocket Ride" & a "Boomerang". I will leave you some "Cold Gin" on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas
"Beth"
NP: "Take Me For a Little While" - Coverdale / Page Dear Santa
Hows THE END in the North Pole? I've been a BACK DOOR MAN this year. For Christmas I want THE CRYSTAL SHIP & THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER . I will leave you STRANGE DAYS on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas
L.A. WOMAN Dear Santa,
How's Sunspot in the North Pole. I've been a Fortunate Son this year. For Christmas, I want Old Time Rock and Roll and Hollywood Nights. I will leave you a Real Mean Bottle on Christmas eve.
Merry Christmas
Bob Seger Dear Santa
Hows the "Hole In The Earth" in the North Pole. I've been "Bored" this year. For Christmas I want a "Nosebleed" & "Mascara" . I will leave you "Rickets" on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas
"Minerva" Dear Santa
Hows Jimmy James in the North Pole. I've been a Boomin' Granny this year. For Christmas I want Skills to Pay the Bills & Gratitude. I will leave you Three Mc's and One DJ on Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas
Beastie Boys Band: Korn
Hows Trash in the North Pole. I've been a Freak On a Leash this year. For Christmas I want a Clown & a Twisted Transistor . I will leave you an *** Itch on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas
Mr. Rogers Atrist: Elliott Smith
Dear Santa,
Hows the Twilite in the North Pole? I've been Strung Out Again this year (I Don't Think I'm Ever Gonna Figure It Out). For Christmas I want some Christian Brothers, a New Monkey &, Just Between Us, a Southern Belle. I will leave you Pictures of Me on Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas,
Son of Sam
I took some liberties with the format, but it was fun. Good question to start the week.
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Nice Frank Black Mach Pen. I actually considered going that way too. Love the Tom Waits also Bowzer. Nice choice. Artist: Tom Waits
Dear Santa
How's Chocolate Jesus in the North Pole. I've been (Looking For) The Heart Of Saturday Night, On The Other Side Of The World, this year. For Christmas, I want a Filipino Box Spring Hog, Warm Beer And Cold Women, & Eggs And Sausage (In A Cadillac With Susan Michelson). I will leave you a Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis on Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas,
Alice. Dear Santa
Hows Shadowplay in the North Pole. I've been a Transmission this year. For Christmas I want Atmosphere & Disorder . I will leave you A Means To An End on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas
Komakino Artist: Frank Black
Dear Santa:
Hows Fu Manchu in the North Pole? I've been a Brackish Boy this year. For Christmas I want Los Angeles & Old Black Dawning . I will leave you Two Spaces on Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas
xoxoxox
Adda Lee Artist: Siouxsie and the Banshees
Dear Santa,
How's the Night Shift in the North Pole. I've been a Silly Thing this year. For Christmas I want Ornaments of Gold and a Voodoo Dolly. I will leave you Spellbound on Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas,
Christine Dear Santa,
Hows SUPERBEAST in the North Pole. I've been a LIVING DEAD GIRL this year. For Christmas I want HOW TO MAKE A MONSTER and HANDS OF DEATH. I will leave you PU SSY LIQOUR on Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas,
DRAGULA
EDIT---- i see now that someone else did rob zombie, also, so ill do another one.....
artist- chevelle
Dear Santa,
Hows the SATURDAYS in the North Pole. I've been a BRAINIAC this year. For Christmas I want a HUMANOID and STRAIGHT JACKET FASHOIN. I will leave you WELL ENOUGH ALONE on Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas
ANTISAINT Band : Iron Maiden
Dear Santa
Hows Charlotte The Harlot in the North Pole? I've been a Wrathchild this year. For Christmas i want Infinite Dreams & Wasted Years. I will leave you Losfer Words on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas
The Trooper Dear Santa
Hows Bluebell in the North pole. I've been a Killer on the Road this year. For Christmas I want Angel Hair and Swamp P*ssy. I will leave you Blood on Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas
Dust Cake Boy
[Babes in Toyland] I choose.. *drum roll..* GUNS N ROSES!
Dear Santa
Hows The Garden in the North Pole? I've been a Rocket Queen this year! For Christmas I want to Move to the City & Nice Boys . I will leave you Mr. Brownstone on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas
You're Crazy. Dear Santa
Hows your "Sweet Little Lady" in the North Pole. I've been "Bad to the Bone" this year. For Christmas I want "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer". I will leave you the "Love Doctor" on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas
Georgie AFI
Dear Santa
Hows The Boy Who Destroyed The World in the North Pole? I've been a Salt For Your Wounds this year. For Christmas I Wanna Mohawk (But Mom Wont Let Me Get One) and Paper Airplanes (Makeshift Wings). I will leave you a Brownie Bottom Sundae on Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas
Your Name Here Dear Santa
Hows Caffeine in the North Pole. I've been a Jizzlobber this year. For Christmas I want Zombie Eaters & Pills for Breakfast . I will leave you a Woodpecker from Mars on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas
Mark Bowen
Artist: Faith No More Dear Santa
Hows the man who stole the world in the North Pole? I've been a Negative Creep this year. For Christmas I want Love Buzz & Lithium. I will leave you in bloom on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas,
Nirvana Hows "trying your luck" in the North Pole. I've been a "heart in a cage" this year. For Christmas I want (a) "juicebox" & (a)"razorblade" . I will leave you (a)"red light" on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas,
"new york city cops"
- Artist- The Strokes, of couse! Type O Negative
Dear Santa
Hows Halloween in Heaven in the North Pole. I've been a Christian Woman this year. For Christmas I want Blood&Fire & Red Water (Christmas Mourning). I will leave you My Girlfriend's Girlfriend on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas
Cinnamin Girl
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