What is the most unnecessary song title you've seen?

I'd have to go with "Vaginal Blood and Construction Paper Cigarettes" by Heavy Heavy Low Low.

You?

Oh! I forgot about this one: 8 Dead; 9 If You Count the Fetus by See You Next Tuesday

Well,
THE HUNT FOR IDA WAVE has unnecessarily long titles.

"Jacob Denver Said it's not Alrite, my friends can't breathe under water like I can. If I stay on shore much longer, I'm going to stitch my insides to a tree" is one of them.

Some others are:
"It's things like this that make me want to lock my television in my closet so it can't corrupt my mind anymore"

"I fall in love too easily; this is leading to a high death-toll and me walking lonely streets alone with no one to talk to; maybe some day i'll figure me out."

But they're still great :]

I'm sorry you're ugly by Ligeia

Not as bad as yours but pretty weird

astro physics=our lawyer made us change the name of this song
because it included sex ,rape, and touching your body

"inside of you" by Hoobastank
and yea, the title means it in a nasty way

FOD by green day (f*ck off and die)
haha your dead- also by green day


your's is worse though!

Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey - The Beatles

Downloading Porn with Dave - The Moldy Peaches

MTV Makes Me Want to Smoke Crack - Beck

Tim, I Wish You Were Born A Girl - Of Montreal

A Conjunction of Drones Simulating the Way in which Sufjan Stevens Has an Exisential Crisis in the Great Godfrey Maze - Sufjan Stevens (wtf?)

Guuuughhh That's truly qrotesque

I Sold Your Dog to the Chinese Restaurant by An@l Cu|\|t

It's not funny or anything... but Atom Heart Mother.

It makes zero sense.

"Tell Slater Not to Wash His Dick" by Bring Me The Horizon! I have no idea what it even means.

Gilded C*nt by Cradle of Filth.

Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out of My Bed by The Locust.

crazy b!tch- buck cherry

Just about any FOB or P!ATD title, they're usually 15 words long (or more) and are rather ridiculous.

For example... "I Slept with Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written about Me" or "Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off"

for me it would have to be a*s*s itch , and freak on a leash by korn
hope this helps!

if by 'unecesssary' you mean gross then-
"We better learn to hotwire a uterus" - The Fall of Troy