Sort of a useless question, but it should be interesting.
I have several...
AFI - Hearts Frozen Solid, Thawed Once More by the Spring of Rage, Despair, and Hopelessness...and Self Pity
The Criminals - Union Yes
Rancid - Blacklisted
Wizo - The Count
-Love that Fat Wreck Comp-
Minor Threat - Bottled Violence
Scotch Greens - River of Blood
Just about every song from State of Alert (w/ Henry Rollins!) Rckets: Good one! And I just found out the other day that Little Jimmy is capable of overtone singing! Chalk up one more reason for their being awesome. "No, All!" By The Descendents
edit: I believe "No, All!" clocks in at (0:00:04)
Cade: Any chance you can drop the name of that punk compilation with the songs under 30 seconds??
I'm really interested now :) Lukin by Pearl Jam... well it's just over a minute but it's still a great song. Mindless Self Indulgence have a number of songs that clock in under a minute. Put me down for Z. Short name to go with a 50 second masterpiece.
AFI is another great call. I liked Initiation (39 seconds) from The Art of Drowning.
Master C - Glad to see you're down with the "Indulgence." Little Jimmy Urine is a mesmerizing performer and totally freaking nuts. I mean that as a most sincere compliment. Her Majesty---The Beatles Blood - My Chemical Romance.
Sloppy Love Jingle Part 2 - Gym Class Heroes.
The Blue Note - UnderOATH.
Post Mortem Boredom - Wednesday 13. Bad religion - 52 seconds
Black Flag - Wasted Beer Run! Yeah Bob and Tom! You guys rock!
B double E double R U N Beer Run! Browneye took my first answer!
So how about "Happy Birthday" It's got to be either the Sebadoh cover of Sickles and Hammers by the Minutemen or Apollo Sunshine's A Finger Pointing at the Moon.
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It's really good, actually whenever I put it on a mix cd I put it on twice back to back because once through just never seems to be enough. Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment-The Ramones
Hails in at 1:40... Station wagons by the Left Rights
"Stations wagons are my favorite thing, they got wood paneling, wood paneling, wood paneling, wood paneling" (repeat). Well, it clocks in at 1:07, but it was the best I could do...
Generation Genocide - Mudhoney.
Edit: LOL - thanks, I appreciate that! Woodchuck by Goldfinger ; 0:50
Edit: I love it! Its so funny. the sisters of mercy: "home of the hitmen" I like "Miracle Cure" by The Who (12 seconds)
There is also "There's a Riot Going On" by Sly & the Family Stone, and John Lennon's "Nutopian National Anthem" which is only 3 seconds long. Sick of It All - Blatty
Agnostic Front - Traitor
The Bouncing Souls - Like a Fish in Water
The Real McKenzies - Old Mrs. Cuddy
NOFX - See Her Pee
The Circle Jerks - Deny Everything
Descendants - I Like Food
The Living End - Ready Gotta 2nd the Beatles' "Her Majesty"
also "5 Percent for Nothing"- Yes repeat what Rckets said, MSI is amazing. J is a good one. "Takin' Retards to the Zoo" - Dead Milkmen "Sinfony" by Smashing Pumpkins, from the live album "Earphoria", which clocks in at 0:57, is really cool.
Or how about, at 20 seconds, Sufjan Steven's "A Conjunction of Drones Simulating the Way in Which Sufjan Stevens Has an Existential Crisis in the Great Godfrey Maze".
And it's not really a song, but "You Fuckin' Die...!" on Surfer Rosa is funny as hell. M83 - "Birds"
Peter, Bjorn, John - "Writer's Block" (I like looping this track) "Short Attention Span" by Fizzy Bangers.
7 seconds long and the lyrics tell you all you need to know.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oUacgLAnNk... i have to cheat by about 20 seconds and say
"beauty in dirt" by modest mouse--i think its about 1:19 but such a kick *** song that i wish it was about 10:00 minutes long Stupid Dream by Porcupine Tree (:28)
04/17/05 Sunday - Fantomas (:45) Watch her pee- NOFX | 