I would like to sell my soul to Satan for some guitar skill, like Robert Johnson, how do I find him?

Does he have an email? Do I have to actually travel to the Mississippi Delta like RoJo did, or what? eh, maybe I'll just practice more.

I'd start with the crossroads if I were you. You can google map it.

Go to the same crossroads near Greenwood, Mississippi just to be safe.

You'll be looking for Esu, not the devil. He is the guardian of the crossroads and is the go between for gods and humans.

Around midnight you'll be playing your guitar at the crossroads.

He'll appear as a large black man at Midnight. He is said to take your guitar and tune it. After playing a bit he'll give it back and you'll be able to play anything.

After nothing happens you can do just as Robert Johnson did.

He sat near Son House and Willie Brown and watched them play. He supposedly join a Voodoo like sect.

After Son House made fun of him one to many times he disappeared for about a year to prove to everyone he could play. Basically he did nothing but play.

Use an Oujia board.

Go to the crossroads.

www.google.com

Gotta go down to the crossroads my friend.

Or send email to Dick Cheyney. He's close.

I'm pretty sure the man I'm seeing right now, and am about to dump, is Satan himself. I'll send you his address.

just ask, u will recieve

look up the writings of Allaistaire Crowley also

"I know a guy named Fred and he's got a pair of slacks..........Oooooooh, Fred's got slacks!"

Robert Johnson went down to the crossroads at dusk and waited for the devil to appear. You have to go down to the crossroads. Try 16th and Pennsylvania, I think he lives near there.

the deal is done. you're skill will be available within 6 to 10 business days.

your soul, however, has been paid upfront.

practice, use mxtabs.com to learn songs and chords

I wonder if it would really be worth it in the end.

call this # 666-666-6666

Get on your knees and renounce whatever higher power you may have. That could do it.

Oh My Goodness, You poor, poor Child, You!

1. Satan doesn't really exist. I hope You're not reading that fairytale-filled Bible again!
2. If He WAS real, and had an e-mail addy, I would be one of the last to know!
3. Why don't You save up, get a job, or get a second one!
4. You could always ask for it for X-Mas, and have 3 people You know chip in for it!

I want an iTouch; it's about 300 bucks at amazon ATM, and I will have to wait until February or for My birthday to fly by, in May!

Good Luck,

>>~鈾鈾ri Dri鈾鈾~~>

here's:

wow u will be judged on your motives by GOD in the end, becareful what you wish for, cause you can choose your sin but you cant choose what will happen to you because of the sin

"Satan is not cool, mmmmmkaaaaay." (Says I, in Mr. Mackeyesque voice)

Sir, You see what cheap value you have given to Satan. Your soul? any taker?
-- Nitya

you have got to be kidding me! you are going to ruin your life and your soul and eternal life for a guitar skill! sonny you have problems...rethink please!

Get a rabbits foot taken from a rabbit in a graveyard at the stroke of midnight.
Find a deserted crossroads in the country, bury the rabbits foot in the exact center of it at midnight on a moonless night.
Pretty soon old Legba will be by to tune Your Guitar

Just Great Dude.....You managed to pull alll the Fundies and Atheists over from the Religion section...Smooth Move

scratch listens to all you say and think. not a tough issue to tackle. but you shouldn't sell; you should practise.

Drive down this street about 5.7 miles and you're going to come to a fork in the road. Take the left. About 8 miles down you'll see a man in a yellow rain coat. This is Gary. He'll take you to the Devil's Den.