1. Use the following words or phrases to form a complete sentence:
Fall Out Boy
maggot
hooker shoes
biscuit
eclipse
2. (Evan Dando + Juliana Hatfield) - (Hootie & The Blowfish / Alanis Morrisette) =
3. Which of the following artists owes their career to the musical prowess of rock demi-God Jack Blades?
a) Kelly Keagy
b) Tommy Shaw
c) Ringo Starr
d) Ted Nugent
e) trick question, EVERY artist owes their career to Jack Blades
4. Mike Reno of Loverboy is to red leather pants as __________ is to assless chaps.
5. Since we had issues with the massacre mystery question earlier, let's go to the slasher series sequel. This time our killer will be picking off our guests at an amusement park. What order and in what way do they get killed, who's the sole survivor, and who's revealed as the killer?
Our potential casulties are : Vernon Reid (Living Colour gutarist), Ace Frehley, Huey Lewis, Bendon Urie (P!ATD vocalist), Jane Wiedlin (of The Go-Gos), and Terri Nunn. You know, this brings back memories of high school............oh wouldn't the nuns be proud of me now
1. Use the following words or phrases to form a complete sentence:
If I ever saw over the hill 80s hair metal rockers wearing their hooker shoes and listening to Funkadelic's Moaggot Brain pelting biscuits at Fall Out Boy, it would truly eclipse everything as the funniest sight I have ever seen.
2. (Evan Dando + Juliana Hatfield) - (Hootie & The Blowfish / Alanis Morrisette) =
the square of Los Del Rio multiplied by Chumbawamba
3. Which of the following artists owes their career to the musical prowess of rock demi-God Jack Blades?
E
4. Mike Reno of Loverboy is to red leather pants as Pauley Shore is to assless chaps.
5. Since we had issues with the massacre mystery question earlier, let's go to the slasher series sequel. This time our killer will be picking off our guests at an amusement park. What order and in what way do they get killed, who's the sole survivor, and who's revealed as the killer?
Our potential casulties are : Vernon Reid (Living Colour gutarist), Ace Frehley, Huey Lewis, Bendon Urie (P!ATD vocalist), Jane Wiedlin (of The Go-Gos), and Terri Nunn.
Brendon is the first to go........stabbed to death with a cotton candy cone as soon as he enters the park......the killer, who cares, he's dead
Huey Lewis is next......it is revealed that he indeed killed Brendon. He separates from the group....using the "I'll be right back" cliche and is immediately stalked by the killer. Instead of running toward the entrance, he makes the fatal mistake of running into the fun house where he meets his death in the mirrored hall......he looks at himself and dies of a heart attack
Vernon dies next tragically run over by the bumper car Ace was driving.........a mistake? Who knows?
Ace & Jane when a car on the Mattehorn experiences a malfunction and flies into them slamming them into the Ferris Wheel........
leaving only Terri to survive the wrath of Frank the Bunny who takes pity on her for her one and only hit with Berlin......which happens to be his favorite song 1. The members of Fall Out Boy stepped on a maggot with their hooker shoes while eating a biscuit and watching an eclipse.
2. ??
3. E
4. My neighbor the gay biker
5. i really dont care about them so lets just blow up the Amusement Park. 1. Use the following words or phrases to form a complete sentence:
Fall Out Boy are nothing but a bunch of bottom-feeding maggots who should all get stabbed to death with hooker shoes while simuatneously being choked with biscuits, to the sounds of Pink Floyd's Eclipse.
2. (Evan Dando + Juliana Hatfield) - (Hootie & The Blowfish / Alanis Morrisette) = Pain. Pure, untampered with, pain.
3. Which of the following artists owes their career to the musical prowess of rock demi-God Jack Blades?
a) Kelly Keagy
b) Tommy Shaw
c) Ringo Starr
d) Ted Nugent
e) trick question, EVERY artist owes their career to Jack Blades
I have no idea.. e?
4. Mike Reno of Loverboy is to red leather pants as Rocket Queen is to assless chaps.
HAHAHA.
5. Since we had issues with the massacre mystery question earlier, let's go to the slasher series sequel. This time our killer will be picking off our guests at an amusement park. What order and in what way do they get killed, who's the sole survivor, and who's revealed as the killer?
Our potential casulties are : Vernon Reid (Living Colour gutarist), Ace Frehley, Huey Lewis, Bendon Urie (P!ATD vocalist), Jane Wiedlin (of The Go-Gos), and Terri Nunn
Brendan Urie goes first. No Question. (He dies of shock when he hears good music.)
Huey Lewis next, just cause he annoys me.
(I don't know.. heart attack?)
Vernon Reid third,
(Body slam administered expertly from Ace, who survives.)
Jane Wiedlin is the killer.. whod a thunk it?!
There was quite a bit of erasing done on mine.. good thing it was in pencil! 1. I'd sooner stare into an eclipse of the sun, eat a maggot, lick some hooker shoes and choke on a biscuit rather than be subjected to any Fall Out Boy.
2. A bunch of has been rock stars having an orgy.
3. Jack Blades is the messiah, next.
4. Freddie Mercury
5. Jane Wieldin kills off everyone as she now suffers from severe schizophrenia, as she believes she really is Joan of Arc, going back to the time she played that character in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. She will kill off the others in the following order.
Bendon Urie - attempted to hack his sack but that had already occured so she went right to the jugular.
Ace Frehley & Vernon Reid get thrown off the top of a roller coaster.
Huey Lewis and Terri Nunn die in a tragic threeway with Wieldin that involved erotic asphyxiation inside the tunnel of love.
Malice_Embrace - You can cheat off me anytime, you rock! Seriously, I haven't heard compliments like that in ages. :) 1. I can't even attempt to come up with something decent on this one. I think I'm going to defer to the dog here.
2. Enya.
3. You know it's E!
4. Ed McMahon. (*giggle*)
5. Again, I have to defer to our canine friend. I will say this, though...Vernon Reid is the sole survivor because he's Vernon GD Reid!
Edit: It's always better when Bowzer doesn't skip class. :) 1) At a recent Parliament concert at a nuclear power plant, I was eating a biscuit as they opened with Maggot Brain when I saw Pete Wentz tying his own hooker shoes as a small leak of tritium came out during an eclipse; so I yelled watch the fall out, boy!
2) Avril Lavigne
3) A with a bullet
4) Prince, but I would have preferred Gloria Estefan!
5) in order
1) Bendon Urie- Panic Attack
2) Huey Lewis - Got his new drug, and it was cyanide
3) Ace Frehley - received the KISS of death
4) Teri Nunn - obviously - on the Metro
5) Vernon Reid - became part of the Cult and drank the Kool aid
6) jane Wiedlin - Went on VAcation and avoided the massacre
the killer was Corey Glover who became obsessed with Oliver Stone's conspiracy theories and Platooned into action! 1. Every eclipse, FOB eats maggot covered biscuits with gravy poured from hooker shoes.
2. The shoes from #1
3. E
4. Gay rodeo
5. All I know is, Huey Lewis will survive due to the collective will of us all. Hooray Huey Lewis!!! I would rather eat a maggot biscuit wearing hooker shoes than listen to that new Fall Out Boy record, Eclipse.
(Evan Dando + Juliana Hatfield) - (Hootie & The Blowfish / Alanis Morrisette)
1991 - 1996 = -5
3. A? He played with Ted Nugent in Damn Yankees..but Nugent was pretty much an icon at that time.
4. The cowboy from The Village People
5. In order killed:
Huey Lewis - Purposeful drug overdoes..hey he asked for it
Jane Wiedlin - Beat down...she got tha beat
Ace Frehley - Electricuted playing Space Ace in the arcade
Terri Nunn - Suffocated... he took her breath away
Vernon Reid - Sole survivor
and of course...
Brendon Urie is the murderer. He's murders good taste every time he opens his mouth. Cheating? I'll show you cheating! Watch as I slip the answers to last week's test into the marking pile, hoping teacher won't even notice:
1. In the Pearl Jam song "Yellow Ledbetter", Eddie Vedder recites which of the following lyrics?
a) A yabba dabba do be do again
b) In a gadda da vida baby I know
c) `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe
d) She's my cherry pie, cool drink of water 'cause she taste so fine
e) Tom bo li de say de moi ya, yeahhhhhhhhh, jambo jambo, all night long, all night***
***This entire sentence was also used in one of Michael Stipe's verses in "Radio Free Europe". Probably.
2. In honor of the Led Zeppelin performance tonight, which song was ripped off from folk singer Anne Bredon and remained uncredited until legal action was taken?
a) "Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You"
b) "When the Levee Breaks"
c) "Nobody's Fault But Mine"
d) LED ZEPPELIN IS GOD!! THEY F*CKING RULE!! JIMMY PAGE RULES!! YOU SUCK!!
e) LEAD ZEPILLIN IS GOD!! THEY F*CKING RULE!! JIMMEY PAGE RULES!! YOU SUCK!!
3. Pamela Anderson or Heather Locklear... which one has had more platinum albums inside her?
A: Inserted edgeways - Heather; inserted broadways - Pam.
4. What happens when spin doctors mix their pearl jam with mud and honey and spread it over the branches of screaming trees along the banks of green river?
A: The Stone Temple Pilots Malfunkshun and fly into The Screaming Trees, causing The Fluid to drip onto Alice In Chains' Love Battery. Nine months later, she becomes the Mother Love Bone of The Melvins.
5. If Rob Zombie had 678 Living Dead Girls, and Alice Cooper had 36 Cold Ethyls; how many gravediggers would it take to convince Britney Spears to just drop the charade and go ahead and start doing hardcore porn?
A: OFFICIAL BRITNEY SPEARS DRUNKENNESS CHART:
DROP PANTIES: 3 gravediggers
DROP TYRE ON PAPARAZZO'S FOOT: 5 gravediggers
DROP CHARADE: 14 gravediggers
DROP CHARADE OF BEING SINGER: 47 gravediggers*
DROP CHARADE AND DO HARDCORE PORN: 1 Mike's Hard Lemonade
(*lethal dose)
6. If David Allan Coe, Gerard Way, Mark Slaughter, Angus Young, Cindy Lauper, and Lionel Richie were being systematically killed while spending the night in a haunted house, what order would they be killed in, how would they die, who would be revealed to be the killer, and who would be the lone survivor for the inevitable sequel?
A: The sequence and manner of death (taken from police files of the incident) is listed below:
COE, DAVID ALLAN: Manner of death: Lynched by hanging from tree outside mansion, dressed in spoof KKK uniform made from white tablecloth. Message scrawled in blood (in Lionel Richie's handwriting) says: "This is for that nasty song you wrote, white boy. Don't mess with us no more. Tom bo li de say de moi ya, yeahhhhhhhhh, jambo jambo".
Michael Stipe is arrested immediately.
WAY, GERARD: Manner of death: Impaled gruesomely through body with Gibson SG guitar (Angus Young Signature Model). Message scrawled in blood (in an Australian accent) reads: "You call that **** rock, you bloody great pansy? Eat this!" The dead body is surrounded by 34 empty cans of Castlemaine XXXX Australian lager. Angus Young is arrested, but points out that Cindy Lauper has a koala bear keychain. Police release him.
SLAUGHTER, MARK: Manner of death: Chainsaw. Weapon was used to cut victim's hair into a short layered crop while he was sleeping. Victim glanced in mirror in morning, screamed: "Do you know how long it took me to grow that?" in anguish, and jumped, naked, out of 3rd floor bedroom window.
LAUPER, CINDY: Manner of death: Crushed to pulp by falling Mark Slaughter. Police close file on Gerard Way case, as main suspect dead.
YOUNG, ANGUS: Liver failure. The body is surrounded by 34 empty cans of Castlemaine XXXX Australian lager.
The killer is revealed to be...
...find out in the sequel, coming to a theatre near you this summer (gotta milk the franchise.)
The sole survivor of the massacre is: LIONEL RICHIE.
In the inevitable sequel, "Return To She-Bop Mansion", he plays Michael Jackson in a remake of the Thriller dance sequence (also starring the actual zombies of everyone who died in the massacre, as the back-up dancers).
The Cindy Lauper Zombie pinches the butt of the Gerard Way Zombie during filming, saying: "You know, you look SO much nicer dead."
Rock critics around the world nod in agreement.
EDIT: Dani, I have to feel sorry for Huey Lewis! What a way to go : ) 1) Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz called Gerard Way a putrefying maggot while eating a sausage biscuit, so Gerard hit Pete upside His head with His hooker shoes during a lunar eclipse.
2) 10,000 Maniacs on Crack
3) E, of course Jack Blades is a music god
4) Rob Halford
5) ..............
Victim #1 Vernon Reid is decapitated of the Ferris Wheel
Victim #2 Huey Lewis is Eletrocuted while singing "I Want A New Drug" to a group of Japanese Tourists
Victim #3 Brendon Urie is crushed by an out of control bumper car
Victime #4 Terri Nunn is cut in half by the Killer with a mirror shard from the funhouse
And the Killer Jane Wiedlin is finally dispatched by the sole survivor Ace Frehley by having her head caved in with his Les Paul
By Thw Way...Bowzer is God 1. Fall maggot hooker boys eclipse out bisquit shoes.
2. Goo Goo Dolls
3. Mark Wahlberg
4. Mike Huckabee
5. Reid (the black guy always gets it first), gets dismembered in a cotton candy spinner.
Lewis has that harmonica shoved in his eye,
Urie thrown from tilt a whirl,
Wiedlin drowned while skinny dipping in the water ride (I'm hoping this was shot in the '80's)
Terri Nun, sole survivor because she's blonde.
Ace Frehley is the Killer because he was in Phantom of the Park. Can I cheat off of Rckets answers? He always seems to have the best ones. Okay, then here goes:
1. The members of Fall Out Boy like to wear hooker shoes, and dance when there's an eclipse; but if you ask me they look like a bunch of maggots.
2. (Evan Dando + Juliana Hatfield) - (Hootie & The Blowfish / Alanis Morrisette) = Who the heck are these people???
3. Uhh??
4. George Michaels?
5. Okay, now I'm pretty sure I flunked this.
Edit: Rcket: Dang, if I would've known I had your permission to copy off you I would have aced this one. Lol. 1. When Fall Out Boy eats maggots and biscuits, they wear hooker shoes while they watch the eclipse
2. not sure
3. e
4. David Lee Roth
5. Ace Frehely is the survivor and he is the killer of Bendon Urie 1. Unlike the SkateNigs and their catch phrase "Maggot Acid Smile", Fall Out Boy smiles only if the band is wearing white 5 inch hooker shoes and collecting biscuits in their t -backs...to eclipse any former attempts at being "retro".
2...=a void in my sucky music cd collection.
3. e
4.Rob Halford or Freddy Mercury...lol
5.Kill 'em all...gunman kills himself...no survivors...oh my, pop culture is subdued. |
