If you were to write a caption for this picture......?

...what would it be?

http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/...

Funniest answer gets the prize.

After hours of painful labor, he is giving birth, deep breaths, almost there, oh its a poser! congratulations

Whew, everything is spinnin round. I could have had a V8

gutarist on crack gets his tight pants split?

Holy crap! There's an Anthrax fan growing out of my crotch!

cool

1. There's no grip in these shoes!
2. Who says guys can't do gymnastics?
3. Well, since crotch shots are in....
4. Wedgie!
5. Moonshining!

When attempting to find the 4th chord, Frankie realised he wasn't 'Rock' enough to handle the recoil.

"God, I told him so many times to not cover the cucumber with foil. It tears a hole right through the pants!"

- Guy in the back

If I act like an idiot no one will notice how bad I suck

Yes darling, it does feel as good as it looks!

If I stand on my head no one will know that my zipper is down

Dont mind the anthrax between my legs, according to the cdc it's no longer contagious

"I knew he was a Sh*T Bassist"

His favorite position

Is he wearing woman's jeans? Seriously.

As for my caption: Deuchbag rocking out on a Backstreet Boys song.

LOL at dave.!

so uh...this is awkward...

Quick, someone get a match; I have to fart!

"Gerard Way said WHAT anout Me?!?!?!?!"

Friends dont let friends drink and strum.

Maybe I can be mistaken for a real musician if Im try to play upside...no wait....i still suck.

If the dumbass roadies would quit taping the setlist on the ceiling , I wouldn't have to do this.