You can not touch this?

when MC Hammer was singing this song

just what was he on about when he said you can not touch this?

he meant that he was so good at singing and dancing no one could touch him he was the top...

not his musical "talent" anyway

His money, then he got done for not paying his taxes!

Well actually, he was farting and stinking up the stage and he was saying, that no one could do it as well as him.

He was referring to Chuck Norris not being able to be touched... he is barely visible he's so fast.

his money the irs already had it.

what do you think?????????????

His tiny maggotty little winky coz it was cheesy and covered in scabs and smelt bad and he was warning you off because he was very concerned about spreading Sexually Transmmitted Diseases among the community ?????
Baz
Gotta be worth the points ha ha !!

I think phat baz has some personal experience ....dont you?


I think it means him and his fame, he was at the top and you cant beat that!!....

you cant touch this!

I believe that all of his wild, frolicing about had caused MC to soil himself. His words were more of a warning than anything.

MC's considerate like that.

When MC was just a boy, back then he was known as little Toffee Hammer, his mother (who used to be in Sister Sledge) grew increasingly concerned about his obsessive genital manipulations. His parents blamed his infuences from tv like Cameo and Michael Jackson who used the medium of dance to grab and fondle their members at every opportunity. Every day, as young Toffee practiced his busy dance routines his mothers voice could be heard repeating the words 'Don't you touch that - you leave that alone or it's gonna fall off'.

One day as cosmopolitan uncle, Jack, took him down the lower east side to the colourful Englishtown, with its wonderful array of fresh cooking food odours like fish & chips, meat pies, hot pots and doughnuts mixed with the street entertainers jangling as they hit everyone with pigs bladders while frantically skipping. Toffee thought he was in heaven. The highlight of the day was seeing Biggins in Aladdin at Ye Olde Authenic English Theatre. There he first saw and fell in love with the fashions that would keep him at the top of the music industry for an unprecidented couple of years.

Finally his big day came, Top of the Pops, and he'd managed to find an Aladdin outfit in the BBC props department. Immediately he started dancing and once the cameras were rolling he instinctively grabbed his nads, but to his horror the crotch on his pants was around his knees, he couldn't get within a foot of his crown jewels and all he could sing was 'You can't touch it in these'. But due to frantic bouncing around it sounds like 'You can't touch this'.

His mother still insists he wears Aladdin trousers if he's around a group of more than 5 people.

If you read the lyrics, you'll see I'm right, it's obvious.

His baggy pants!

his crown jewels may be lol xxx

he ment that no one was as
good as him
"untouchable"

His ego.

His so called talent for song and dance i suppose. That he was "so great" that no-one could be as good as him!

Shame he never made it... NOT! lolz